Hot off his Comedy Central special and from NBC's "Parks & Recreation," Aziz Ansari destroys the crowd at Comix, NYC on February 3, 2010 (with a surprise visit from Kanye West)

9 photos of the last thing i saw before i blacked out (again)... Mel DeBarge, Rashad Hayes and DJ NVM at Marquee, NYC on February 2, 2010

Nightlife king, Steve Lewis, spins and celebrates his birthday at Lit Lounge, NYC on February 2, 2010

See DJ Price. See DJ Price kill it. See DJ Price kill it as we drink. See DJ Price kill it as we drink at Goldbar, NYC on January 31, 2010

ALL PHOTOS ARE BY DOUG - FIRST EVER CAMEO GALLERY! My boy Doug Hac comes all the way from LA to hang in New York City on January 30, 2010

To Philly and beyond... and a whole lotta drinking and jumping around with Chachi, Silent Dan, Kathy and new friends at Recess in Philadelphia, PA on January 29, 2010

HAITI BENEFIT: Seth Herzog, Anthony Jeselnik, Wil Sylvince, Wyatt Cenac, Eugene Mirman, Todd Barry, Aasif Mandvi, Janeane Garofalo, John Mulaney, Dave Attell and more at Comix, NYC on January 28, 2010

Son, dance your way outta here! Hi Fat Jew! & other memorable quotes! Goldbar Funday with Jesse Marco, Sinatra, Pras a bunch of celebs and tons of our NY friends at Sundance, Utah on January 24, 2010

Hanging with the Goldbar fam, shooting celebs, partying with Lil Jon, Jus Ske & Tommy Davidson, celebrating Goldbar's afterparty at Tao and snowmobiling... all at Sundance in Utah, January 22-25, 2010

Goldbar Funday with Jesse Marco, DJ Spider, Jonny Lennon, Paul Sevigny, Gabi, Price, Rashad Hayes, Silent Dan, Sam, Danny Rockz, Michelle and family at Goldbar, NYC on January 17, 2010

Zev owes me a new liver after this birthday. O'neal McKnight rocks the mic, Carson is Snookie, Ariel is bum and I reunite with my ex-wife... all at CV, NYC on January 14, 2010

A nice family dinner with Chachi, Jane, Boogie, Nicole, Sam, Sarah & Kristen turns into a dance party with appearances by a Puerto Rican PS1 and NY's finest hipsters at Juliet, NYC on January 13, 2010

Sinatra & Marshall Barnes play music, while Jonny Lennon wears suspenders and lots of fine folks dance at Goldbar, NYC on January 10, 2010

LMFAO, Lil Jon and The Far East Movement party like rockstars and perform like pornstars for a club full of bridge & tunnel pussy at Quo, NYC on January 9, 2010

Behind closed doors at 2 sold out shows with LMFAO, Lil Jon, Far East Movement, Oh Snap (Armand Van Helden stops by) and friends at Irving Plaza, NY on January 9, 2010

These are the brave souls who ventured out on a Sunday night after partying all New Year's weekend to Goldbar, NY on January 3, 2010

Rupert & Muffy's New Year's Eve 2010 Black Tie & Sequins Gala Ball Jubilee Extravaganza Affair in Old New York, NY on December 31, 2009

Brian Taylor leaves us for Vegas, but not before we celebrate in his honor with music by DJ Sat-One at Dusk in Atlantic City, NJ on December 27, 2009

Jonny Lennon’s Funday Birthday with music by DJ Cassidy, Jesse Marco, Sinatra, Devin Lucien and too many djs and friends to name at Goldbar, NYC on December 27, 2009

Thank god for this camera, otherwise Silent Dan and I would have no way of remembering last night at Juliet, NYC on December 26, 2009

The Flannel Gang invades NJ: Strictly for research purposes only! Starring Jesse Marco, DJ Sinatra, DJ Sat-One, Silent Dan, NextLevel & lots of girls at Dusk in Atlantic City, NJ on December 22, 2009

Mark Ronson hosts his holiday party with DJ Aaron LaCrate. Spank Rock, Prince Terrence and friends at Webster Hall, NYC on December 18, 2009

Rich parents spoil their scantily-dressed offspring. Blurred out faces cause they're teens damn it! MIMS , Skeery Jones & Mark Indelicato were there too... at Capitale, NYC on December 18, 2009

This isn't a barn. It's a strip club... in Philly... so we're gonna let you take photos... music by DJ Chachi with a performance by Rob Base at Cheerleaders in Philadelphia, PA on December 16, 2009

JB Smoove is one animated mothafucka as he tears down the stage at Comix, NYC on December 13, 2009

Backstage at Jingle Ball 2009 with John Mayer, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Usher, The Fray, Pitbull, Asher Roth, Boys Like Girls, Ke$ha, Miranda Cosgrove and more at MSG, NYC on December 11, 2009

Diddy was quietly sitting next to us as we tore through 3 bottles of Patron and 2 bottles of Ciroc. It's as if he came to OUR party at the Borgata in Atlantic City, NJ on December 7, 2009

Asher Roth pops his DJ cherry with help from Jesse Marco and friends at Goldbar, NYC on December 6, 2009

If I only knew what the guys from Phoenix looked like, then I wouldn't have needed to shoot everyone here just to cover my ass! at USL, NYC on December 2, 2009

LMFAO returns to the site; along with Shwayze, Cisco Adler, The Far East Movement, The Paradiso Girls, DJ Jason Smith and Jesse Marco at Dusk in Atlantic City, NJ on December 1, 2009

The Citrine gang rides again for shots, beer pong and some ol' dancing-on-the-bar action at Puffy's, NYC on November 28, 2009

I'm David Guetta Bitch! Throw your fucking bras up! (Guest starring Niko, Hamptons Crew & Silent Dan) at Pacha, NYC on November 27, 2009

Rihanna's "Rated R" album release party. Celebrities flock, as do the common folk. Drunkeness ensues at Juliet, NYC on November 24, 2009

Goldbar Fundays: Come for the music - DJ Revolution, Jesse Marco & Sinatra; Stay for the photos! with a special visit from DJ Ruckus at Goldbar, NYC on November 22, 2009

We dance our asses off to the music of Anthony Batista with a special visit from Mr. Belding & NBA's Kenny Anderson at Juliet, NYC on November 21, 2009

Sam & Matt's 190 Proof Birthday at a luxurious bachelor pad in Chelsea, NY (and oh yeah, La Pomme sucks ass) on November 21, 2009

"Take Your Panties Off" with Craig Robinson and The Nasty Delicious featuring Neal Brennan at Comix, NYC on November 21, 2009

Greenhouse 1 Year Anniversary with Doug E. Fresh, Jus Ske, Mr. Mauricio, Rashad Hayes, Will.I.Am, Shannon Elizabeth and Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) on November 18, 2009

Alicia Keys live at PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on November 17, 2009

Smoking Guns: Holy Ghost, Jesse Marco, Sinatra, Chachi, Roxy Cottontail, Morse Code, G Brown, Silent Dan, Swedish neices at Goldbar, NYC on November 15, 2009

Funny Hat Mafia gets a little Footloose starring DJ Chachi, DJ Los, Silent Dan, KWH, 3 bottles of Patron and a gaggle of girls at mur.mur in Atlantic City, NJ on November 14, 2009

5 minutes with Will.I.Am, Berrie loves the press pass, Silent Dan enjoys a Red Bull shower and Hamptons crew drops by at Pacha, NYC on November 13, 2009

Shakira live at PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on November 13, 2009

DJ Vice is in the building... along with DJ MOS, Mr. Mauricio, Rashad Hayes, Ruckus, PS1, Sean Perry and the usual cast of drunk characters at Greenhouse, NYC on November 12, 2009

My friends have big hearts. I had fifteen minutes to document them. Art Rocks at Bowery Hotel, NYC on November 12, 2009

Goldbar celebrates two years with Stretch Armstrong, Jesse Marco, Sinatra, Jus Ske, Danny Masterson, Morse Code, Mr. Mauricio and DJ NVM at Goldbar, NYC on November 8, 2009

As Chazzz Hardrock nurses his hangover, we look back at his glorious night on the town crashing a benefit, a bull riding bar, a birthday party and getting denied at Butter, NYC on November 7, 2009

WARNING: Wolfmother will make you drink excessively, crowd-surf and punch your fellow man at Terminal 5, NYC on November 8, 2009

Drinking for a cause... Sunrise on the Rocks at the Town Tavern, NYC on November 7, 2009

Can you spin and chew gum? JAZZY JEFF makes it look so easy at Webster Hall, NYC on November 6, 2009

Warren G kickin' it old school with Nate Dogg in his thoughts... at the Music Hall of Williamsburg, NYC on November 6, 2009

A sloppy drunken mess ensues on Halloween with Jesse Marco, Paul Sevigny and too many other DJs to name at The Park, NYC on October 31, 2009

I blackout with a little help from my friends... DJ NVM aka Michael Jackson and KWH aka Fun Dad invade Wisco at Mad Ave, WI on October 30, 2009

Chloe's Very Metal Birthday with hubby Rob Trujillo and friends from Metallica, Mastadon, Deathlock and more with music by DJ MOS at Greenhouse on October 29, 2009

Weezer live at PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on October 28, 2009

C'mon Son! Powerhouse with Chris Brown, Mario, Fabolous, Swizz Beats, The Dream, Trey Songz, Keri Hilson, Ed Lover & DJ Suss One at Izod Center, NJ on October 27, 2009

If there's a sparkler... there's a way. Hammer's birthday with music by DJ Tanner at The Gates, NYC on October 24, 2009

7 photos of the last thing i saw before i blacked out (again)... DJ Jason Smith on the decks and Carol's working the drinks at Greenhouse, NYC on October 20, 2009

Everyone here is in a band or with the band... I can't remember because I tend to forget names after the 8th shot of Patron... at Angel & Kings, NYC on October 20, 2009

Don't Get Gassed Comedy Series hosted by Cipha Sounds & Talent featuring Mike Epps, Franzt Causeous, Rocco, Nikki Carr and Kenny Williams at Comix, NYC on October 20, 2009

Punchline Mag's 4th Anniversary w. Lewis Black, DL Hughley, Janeane Garofalo, Christian Finnegan, Ted Alexandro, Todd Barry and Pete Dominick at Comix, NYC on October 13, 2009

Tim McGraw live at PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on October 13, 2009

Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! The KWH.com crew rolls deep with Crooked Disco at Le Poisson Rouge, NYC on October 8, 2009

Mariah Carey live at PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on October 5, 2009

My Sunday night with Shwayze, Cisco Adler, B.o.B., Anjulie, Beardo, DJ Jason Smith & Roxy Cottontail at Highline Ballroom, NYC on October 4, 2009

"I gotta make sure my mom made it home ok..." We go to bed at 5am. Los's mom goes to after hours AFTER tucking us into bed. LIV, Miami on October 2, 2009

Wyclef Jean and Timberland give Haiti their own shoe. Then things got crazy... at The Jerome L. Greene Performance Space, NYC on October 1, 2009

Benjamin Lerer and Johanna Sophie's birthday - A Night with The Village People at Citrine, NYC on September 26, 2009

Silver Lining Society presents GLAM: A Fashion Show to Save Lives with music by DJ NVM and Lucas Prata at Hudson Terrace, NYC on September 26, 2009

Good friends make bad decisions and GREAT memories at Alex Glen's birthday party at Citrine and afterparty at Hollywood Diner, NYC on September 25, 2009

The Fray live with guest DJ Suss One at PC Richard & Son Theater on September 24, 2009

Three Days Grace live at PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on September 22, 2009

Some funny photos of the people that came out to wish James and Chachi a happy birthday at Hudson Terrace, NYC on September 16, 2009

One Five Spring 2010 Collection by Francesca Bean with music by DJ Reach at Cooper Square Hotel Rooftop, NYC on September 15, 2009

Sobo and Lane: A Night of Classy Debauchery with music by DJ Tanner at Citrine, NYC on September 12, 2009

House of Hype with Mr. Cartoon, Cobra Starship, Stephen Dorff, Jessica Gomes, Kevin Rudolph, Timbaland, Katie Voegele and friends at Hotel Rivington, NYC on September 12, 2009

DJ Vice and PS1 remind us of the importance of flossing after every shot of Patron at Marquee, NYC on September 11, 2009

How Citrine Got Her Groove Back starring Ani Quinn, Alex, Niko, Silent Dan, Chopper, DJ NVM and friends at Citrine, NYC on September 11, 2009

Alice in Chains live at PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on September 9, 2009

Sean Paul with special guest Estelle live at the PC Richard & Son Theater, NYC on September 8, 2009

Electric Zoo Festival featuring Steve Aoki, David Guetta, Armin van Buuren, ATB and more at Randall's Island Park, NYC on September 5 & 6, 2009

DJ Klever brings down the fucking house at Webster Hall, NYC on August 28, 2009

Samuel & Skeet Skeet at Santos Party House, NYC on August 27, 2009

Four artists. Two DJs (Crooked Disco). It's the Art Battle at Le Poisson Rouge, NYC on August 27, 2009

John Roberts brings his famed characters to life with special guest David Cross at Comix, NYC on August 27, 2009

DJ AM's last performance. You left us different than when you found us and for that we thank you. Dusk, Atlantic City on August 25, 2009

I only had the chance to photograph him once, but he was one of the few people that I instantly vibed with... Watch over us Josh...

The girls are easy. The guys are greasy. It's gotta be the Jersey shore with DJ Chachi at D'jais, NJ on August 23, 2009 (and then my camera died)

Lindsay Luv is my homegirl. I took photos of this homegirl dropping an electro set at Webster Hall, NYC on August 22, 2009

Readers, Hipsters and Drunks gather for Uncle Magazine's 3rd Issue Release Party at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NYC on August 22, 2009

Thank you DJ Price for inviting me to this. Paradiso Girls make me happy. Very happy. Catch my drift? Mr. West, NYC on August 20, 2009

Sujit's turns 21 for the 14th time with the help of his entire SKAM roster, friends and a lot of Patron at STK and Greenhouse, NYC on August 17, 2009

DJ Berrie whips the crowd into a frenzy at Webster Hall, NYC on August 14, 2009

Jesse Marco spins. Shwayze sings. Jason Smith, Los and friends chug Patron and whore out KWH.com at Dusk in Atlantic City, NJ on August 11, 2009

LMFAO rocks a too-young-to-drink crowd at The Highline Ballroom on August 6, 2009

Casio G-Shock presents "Shock The World Tour" with a special performance by Kanye West at Cipriani, NYC on August 5, 2009

This is why Maria doesn't drink... Jesse Marco and friends get twisted at Dusk in Atlantic City, NJ on August 4, 2009

CultureShoq.com & Asics throw a Fabolous party for Matt Shendell's birthday with music by Jesse Marco at Dune in the Hamptons, NY on August 1, 2009

Jay-Z at the All Points West Music & Arts Festival at Liberty State Park, NJ on July 31, 2009

I LOVE DJ NVM glasses were quite the hit at Lily Pond in the Hamptons, NY on July 25, 2009

Familiar faces at the Thrillist & Guest of a Guest party at Day & Night in the Hamptons, NY on July 25, 2009

The Humane Society & GQ save puppies with too many famous faces (to list) at the Morgans Hotel, NYC on July 22, 2009

DJ Chachi, PS1, Jason Smith, NVM & Los entertain themselves at Goldspun's Website Launch Party at Griffin, NYC on July 21, 2009

Ladies, gentlemen, a gaggle of Guest of a Guest girls and Silent Dan stop by the Social Life Magazine Party in the Hamptons, NY on July 18. 2009

People drinking tequila at the "500 Days of Summer" Afterparty at Underbar, NYC on July 17, 2009

Dinner with The All-American Rejects and a performance by Reni Lane at The Gates, NYC on July 14, 2009

Jace, friends and fathers play ball for "Garden of Dreams Foundation" at MSG, NYC on July 12, 2009

How the fuck did I end up in Scranton, Pennsylvania with DJ Chachi, Silent Dan, Kathy and several other shady characters at The Coliseum, PA on July 11, 2009

Three-O Bubble Launch Party hosted by Kim Kardashian at Greenhouse, NYC on July 10, 2009

Social Life Magazine's 4th of July Party with Kellan Lutz, AnnaLynne McCord, Teresa Palmer and guests in the Hamptons, NY on July 4, 2009

Tall girls, rich guys and everyone in between with DJ NVM and Lee Kalt at Lily Pond in the Hamptons, NY on July 04, 2009

Greatest Day of Your Life with Ryan H., Ben, Emily, David, Ryan A., Perry, Eric & Friends in the Hamptons on July 4, 2009

"Swedish girls make great housewives!" in the Hamptons, NY on July 3, 2009

DJ Vice drinks, drinks, drinks and spins with a performance by Team Facelift at Dune in the Hamptons, NY on July 2, 2009

The Gypsy Kings perform for Hicham's Birthday at The Gates, NYC on June 30, 2009

"Oh my God! It's Jesse Marco!" playing ping pong for gigs against Jonathan in the Hamptons, NY on June 27, 2009

Nicky Hilton & David Katzenberg, Silent Dan's moustache, DJ NVM and friends at Lily Pond in the Hamptons, NY on June 27, 2009

Totally 80's hosted by Lance Bass at Citrine, NYC on June 24, 2009

Chloe Sevigny saves nightlife with Steve Lewis, Q-Tip, Flex, DJ Berrie, Louie Vega, Jus Ske and friends at M2, NYC on June 22, 2009

From ping pong tables to turntables: Steve Aoki at Dune in the Hamptons, NY on June 20, 2009

It was a crazy game of Ping Pong... Steve Aoki, Jonathan and friends in the Hamptons, NY on June 20, 2009

LMFAO, Roxy Cottontail, Jason Smith and friends at the Blender Theater, NYC on June 18, 2009

Caitlin Moe at The Bitter End, NYC on June 16, 2009

"The City" parties at Lily Pond in the Hamptons, NY on June 13, 2009

Raunchy White Trash 25th Birthday Celebration for Kirill with music by Niko and DJ NVM at Citrine, NYC on June 12, 2009

Born Again Baldwins at Greenhouse, NYC on June 8, 2009

Yet another blurry night at Citrine with music by DJ Vikas Sapra at Citrine, NYC on June 6, 2009

Archie & Veronica's Engagement Party in the Hamptons, NY on June 5, 2009

Just Another Saturday Night with music by DJ Tanner at Citrine, NYC on May 30, 2009

Great minds think alike... especially on this lovely Saturday afternoon in NYC on May 30, 2009

Sachi's Birthday with music by DJ Berrie at Citrine, NYC on May 29, 2009

Busta Rhymes' Birthday with special guests Mike Epps, Cipha Sounds, Funk Master Flex and more at The Imperial, NYC on May 28, 2009

Ron Darling's "The Complete Game" Book Release Party at Greenhouse, NYC on May 28, 2009

Nicole Maloney's "Rare" Book Release Party at Greenhouese, NYC on May 28, 2009

LMFAO are in the Hamptons Bitch at Dune/Axe Lounge, NY on May 24, 2009

It was a crazy game of Connect Four... Jonathan vs. Ryan in the Hamptons, NY on May 24, 2009

KWH.com, Niko & Silent Dan Kickin' It in Jersey at Palm Bar, NJ on May 22, 2009 (Styled by Walmart)

The comedy stylings of NY Giants' David Diehl at Comix, NYC on May 20, 2009

A Weekend at Citrine with DJ MOS, O'neal McKnight, DJ Tanner, Alex, Niko, Silent Dan and friends at Citrine, NYC on May 15 & 16, 2009

Jesse McCartney, Soulja Boy, Flo Rida, Black Eyed Peas & LMFAO at Z100's Zootopia at the Izod Center, NJ on May 16, 2009

Jonathan's Birthday at Marquee, NYC on May 14, 2009

The Doe Fund Celebrity DJ Series with music by DJ Berrie at the Angel Orensanz Foundation, NYC on May 14, 2009

Tables, Bottles, More Bottles and Friends with music by DJ Suss One at Citrine, NYC on May 8, 2009

Talib Kweli at Ella, NYC on May 7, 2009 / Friendly Faces courtesy of Danielle N.

LMFAO at The Imperial, NYC on May 2, 2009

LMFAO, Kid Cudi & Roxy Cottontail at Bamboozle, NJ on May 2, 2009

2AM Bottle Service at Antik, NYC on April 24, 2009

Funny Faces with Chachi, NVM and the Lighting Guy at Greenhouse, NYC on April 22, 2009

Asher Roth Concert Ater Party at Porky's, NYC on April 21, 2009

Yana's Birthday with music by DJ Tanner at Citrine, NYC on April 18, 2009

Nina Sky at Citrine, NYC on April 15, 2009

KWH.com, Alex & "Silent" Danny at Citrine, NYC on April 11, 2009

Jim Breuer with Pete Holmes at Comix, NYC on April 11, 2009

Kid Cudi & LMFAO with Jesse Marco, Paul Sevigny & Lindsay Luv at Greenhouse, NYC on April 8, 2009

DJ NVM's Birthday at Citrine, NYC on April 4, 2009

Zach Braff's Birthday at Citrine, NYC on April 4, 2009

David & Adam's Birthday with music by DJ M.O.S. & Caitlin Moe at Citrine, NYC on April 3, 2009

"No Plot... Just Sex" with Chachi, Vice, NVM, James and friends in Washington, DC on April 2, 2009

Tracey's Birthday at Porky's, NYC on March 28, 2009

KWH.com & The Blackberrie at the Moonstruck Diner, NYC on March 28, 2009

Antik, NYC on March 27, 2009

KWH.com at the Galaxy Diner, NYC on March 21, 2009

Art Battle at Le Poisson Rouge, NYC on March 20, 2009

Lauren's 30th Birthday at Perle, NYC on March 14, 2009